Apparently, if you are born in Washington State – home of the Cullen clan, and all their cronies – this is kind of inevitable:
I feel like he needs a cool new vampire name. Let’s see…his doting grandmas are Lorna and Anne. So if we follow the rules, I guess that makes him…Loranne. Brilliant. Clearly, the next step is starring in his own fan fiction novel – hurrah, we’re going to be millionaires!